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I just find it so strange that Janet’s

highkeygay:

majiinboo:

howtobeterrell:

One black titty at a Super Bowl game could tarnish her 20+ year career

But Madonna has been flashing us her dusty hot pocket for the past 3 thousand years she’s been in the game and has walked away completely unscathed….

Hmm

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DUSTY HOT POCKET

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happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana

I love this show

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Ain’t she something?

That random person you met online and now is a big part of your life

stayyoungstaybeautiful:

Oh hey boyfriend of almost 2 years deadprezidents ❤️

What’s up baby doll 😘 stayyoungstaybeautiful

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aph-lovelies:

titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

OH MY FUCKING G GOD DON’T DO IT I SWEAR I 

I’m away from tumblr for over a month and this happens. Thanks y’all

Looks like I’m turning all the lights on now.

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I always wonder…

Why do hardcore gay porn gif blogs randomly follow me?

Must be from that one selfie I tagged as “sex god” from who knows when.

My engineering professor is garbage…

true story.

Just look up Scott Foerster on ratemyprofessor. All the critical shit is absolutely true.

Could have gotten fired today....

thecatboyfelix:

deadprezidents:

…for installing linuxmint on a clients old netbook today. He was running XP and I recommended it to him because XP just isn’t safe to use anymore.

He said he wanted us to install it for him. I told him if he brings me a thumb drive I don’t see why we couldn’t.

Of course it wasn’t until after the fact that I find out that “we don’t support linux.”

…whoops lol

On the bright side, his netbook is running like a dream, is much more secure, and will get more years of life out of it.

Oh, and another linux user ;)

XP is still quite secure. Quit clicking banner ads. :v

My clients tend to be the ones that click the banner ads.

Could have gotten fired today…

…for installing linuxmint on a clients old netbook today. He was running XP and I recommended it to him because XP just isn’t safe to use anymore.

He said he wanted us to install it for him. I told him if he brings me a thumb drive I don’t see why we couldn’t.

Of course it wasn’t until after the fact that I find out that “we don’t support linux.”

…whoops lol

On the bright side, his netbook is running like a dream, is much more secure, and will get more years of life out of it.

Oh, and another linux user ;)

I luhhhh dawgz

hey reminder

stonewallexodus:

lesbianorb:

if yr under 18 and yr not ok with an adult following u/liking your selfies etc for any reason, please say and ill do whatever to make you comfortable its really not a bother! i know i have a lot of young mutuals.

honestly if you are under the age of 18 (17 honestly) i would like to know so i could unfollow you.

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